I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
they need to just BURY HIM!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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