Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
