Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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