hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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