And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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