I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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