it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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