i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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