he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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