your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing