I want to walk on stilts...naked
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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