in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.