Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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