When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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