Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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