he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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