Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
my shit smells like andre
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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