ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
