Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
