He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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