it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
