I wish I could teleport
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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