the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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