I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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