so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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Pants are for mortals
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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