Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
birth control should be required to get into college
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I can't trust your balls anymore.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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