Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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