TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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