Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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