she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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