I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
