If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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