We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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