Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
My life is pants optional.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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