You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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