He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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