you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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