Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
it was like eating out sand paper
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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