Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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