Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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