I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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