She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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