She announced her abortion via fbk
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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