Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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