It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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