I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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