like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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