Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
