Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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