we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Duck Duck Cougar?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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