just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
He uses pillows to masturbate.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You don't make any sense
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