So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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