And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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