used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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