Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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