Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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