Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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