did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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