by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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