Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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