hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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