Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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