On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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