I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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